Thursday, October 18, 2007

The Week in Alcohol

You want that bottle in paper or plastic, you drunken scumbag BC Liquor Stores announced a campaign to encourage alcohol consumption in moderation by making “those who abuse alcohol feel rejected/marginalized.”

But on the plus side, all those boozed-up male freshman students from the Aberdeen suburbs will look a lot better to you
A “Boozy Betty” P.R. campaign directed at female first-year students at Heriot-Watt University in Scotland aims to discourage binge drinking by telling girls that it will give them bad skin, make them fat, and lead to unsafe sex and missed essay deadlines

No, I’m stupid like Mickey Rourke, Robert Downy Jr. and Courtney Love In an interview with FHM Magazine, failed television host, notorious party animal and Paris Hilton satellite Tara Reid distanced herself from celebrity last-days- of-Pompeii culture by claiming not to be as “stupid” as Hilton, Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan

We’re gonna do it by catering to overweight first-year university students with bad skin
Johnny Walker’s parent company recently told its wholesalers that they intended to increase sales over the next three years by an unheard-of 400%

She had Tara Reid as a reference on her CV
Britney Spears applied for a job as a barmaid at Santa Monica’s Viceroy Hotel

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